Eat it. Don’t bake it.

CSS is awesome.

Things that have never, ever been said

Only upper class people have one of these at their parties

I’ve always wondered this…

If you think women are the weaker sex…

Best Childhood Toy. Ever.

Ebola may be gruesome but it’s not the biggest threat to Africa

To catch the ball, you must be the ball.

You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark

Hi, is this the taxidermist?

How to deal with telephone salesmen

Babies are the worst roommates

Ah crap.

Pervert vs Artist

Purgatentiary.