Words.

Doctors, nurses, and paramedics on a C-17 heading to Orlando

What’s in your mouth, adorable baby Giraffe?!

The Vegan Wars of 2018

The Bulge is a gay bar?

They aren’t doughnuts if they aren’t from the Doughnut region of France, apparently.

You have no idea the screeching.

Gurl’s a hot mess.

Lifehack: Pockets for everyone

Brock Turner is now the face for rape in Criminology 101 textbooks.

I’d like one lifetime membership to Scientology please.

There is something wrong here, Peter.

Geometric foodstuffs.

Mexican or Canned?

She turned me in to a newt!

Y’all can manage.