why, 2k?

phrasing matters

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

michael’s store employees use the honor system

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

name this movie about a girl and horse

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

is there no end to their destruction?

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large