why does this feel so accurate

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

omg! it looks so happy!

omg! it looks so happy!

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

mind blown

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

My new jogging pants

My new jogging pants

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Is this true?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match