Feeling Lucky?

why get ready when you can have a breakdown instead?

I got this.
I got this.
I’m still waiting for this
I’m still waiting for this
Flashback messaging.
Flashback messaging.
Did you know?
Did you know?
I don’t need to see your resume…
I don’t need to see your resume…
When my boyfriend gets a new sweater.
When my boyfriend gets a new sweater.
Bah! Humbug!
Bah! Humbug!
The best of friends.
The best of friends.
Get your facts straight
Get your facts straight
Do you even lift?
Do you even lift?
I like skirts.
I like skirts.
Five stars.
Five stars.
Carrrrrrrrlllllll
Carrrrrrrrlllllll
Life is about perspective.
Life is about perspective.
DIY Rail Gun
DIY Rail Gun
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Join the conversation
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…