Feeling Lucky?

why have you forsaken me

Waiting for a text.
Waiting for a text.
Just pretend like you’re asleep.
Just pretend like you’re asleep.
I’m gonna be famous!
I’m gonna be famous!
Hitler vs Voldemort.
Hitler vs Voldemort.
Ground ginger.
Ground ginger.
How to dog.
How to dog.
Conversation over.
Conversation over.
Not impressed.
Not impressed.
Heard you’re pregnant…
Heard you’re pregnant…
BRB DYING ALONE WITH CATS.
BRB DYING ALONE WITH CATS.
#Swagrid.
#Swagrid.
Sad Batman is sad.
Sad Batman is sad.
Yer a muppet Harry…
Yer a muppet Harry…
I blame the parents.
I blame the parents.
G’raph.
G’raph.
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
left+swipe
left swipe
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Join the conversation
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS