why stop at just one watermelon?

PSA: Don’t leave your meese in cars this summer.

Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

A town near Maine had a boulder who decided to move.

This world is currently of no interest to me.

What’s something you wish you had?

Ask, and it shall be given you…

Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood

Xi Jinping covered in ink, and the woman (Dong Yaoqiong) who’s missing since doing it

Now that the holidays are over, it’s vacay time in Finland.

Slippery when wet.

Poof just wants a shake.

Stranger Corns

When dad jokes are no longer jokes.

Just peachy!

Stop one, stop them all