Feeling Lucky?

The confusion is palpable.

The confusion is palpable.
Yes. I am the Captain of this tub.
Yes. I am the Captain of this tub.
Keep at it.
Keep at it.
Eric we need to talk about your grandmother…
Eric we need to talk about your grandmother…
A meal without wine…
A meal without wine…
Noodle head…
Noodle head…
Guys, I have the best cheese.
Guys, I have the best cheese.
Track pads are the wurst.
Track pads are the wurst.
I has all the tastiness.
I has all the tastiness.
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath
Missing dog.
Missing dog.
Penguitten
Penguitten
Do you want ants?
Do you want ants?
A Christmas truth
A Christmas truth
Dear Grandchild, piss off.
Dear Grandchild, piss off.
Bra sizes explained.
Bra sizes explained.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Classy.
Classy.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
No+shame.
No shame.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement: