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Try something new this holiday season!
i hope this really happened
i hope this really happened
get a job, england
get a job, england
a feat deserving of a statue
a feat deserving of a statue
it was a close call
it was a close call
somehow it’s always dirty
somehow it’s always dirty
the yeasty boys remix has risen
the yeasty boys remix has risen
classic gator prank
classic gator prank
i need an edgar in my life
i need an edgar in my life
must buy legos now
must buy legos now
so proud of dave
so proud of dave
it’s child exploitation any way you roll the dice
it’s child exploitation any way you roll the dice
reading this hurt
reading this hurt
i am in favor of this
i am in favor of this
commas matter
commas matter
i was fooled
i was fooled
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
Hands.
Hands.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’