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we live in the worst timeline
we live in the worst timeline
we’lll hypnotize those goats some day!
we’lll hypnotize those goats some day!
10 Funny Scientific Names for Things
10 Funny Scientific Names for Things
painfully accurate scheduling as an adult
painfully accurate scheduling as an adult
10 Fun and Interesting Countryfolk Sayings
10 Fun and Interesting Countryfolk Sayings
what’s an ocean without a lil’ oil?
what’s an ocean without a lil’ oil?
now that’s true love
now that’s true love
a disconnect from your brain to…anything, that is
a disconnect from your brain to…anything, that is
constant state of being:
constant state of being:
Diogenes: “behold: a boys will be boys”
Diogenes: “behold: a boys will be boys”
me too kid, me too
me too kid, me too
that’s adollable
that’s adollable
well, it’s not *wrong*
well, it’s not *wrong*
the best flagship phone money can buy
the best flagship phone money can buy
this ain’t pecane sauce!
this ain’t pecane sauce!
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Join the conversation
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?