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A satire

A satire
Life never intended for us to deal with lemons…
Life never intended for us to deal with lemons…
Beauty standards thru the ages.
Beauty standards thru the ages.
Mike definitely had a type…
Mike definitely had a type…
91913, OR, zip code of the dog
91913, OR, zip code of the dog
I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…
I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…
Find someone you can grow with.
Find someone you can grow with.
Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.
Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.
Wisdom comes in all shapes and sizes.
Wisdom comes in all shapes and sizes.
Found the Parseltongue…
Found the Parseltongue…
You’re gonna hate it…
You’re gonna hate it…
What a convenient awning.
What a convenient awning.
A true legend.
A true legend.
Job shadowing is a blessed thing.
Job shadowing is a blessed thing.
Farewell to thee, farewell to thee
Farewell to thee, farewell to thee
LA love.
LA love.
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attack o’ the catto
i%26%238217%3Bve+never+resonated+with+a+cicada+more
i’ve never resonated with a cicada more
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Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Cleanse the Soul (June 10)
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i hurd u have some chip, bröther
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it just…slides so easily…
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let’s hop to this marathon!
i+need+to+use+this
i need to use this
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+avoid+the+stare
you can’t avoid the stare
no+need+to+be+crabby
no need to be crabby
someone+gun%26%238217%3B+be+sent+to+heaven
someone gun’ be sent to heaven
a+final+wave+goodbye
a final wave goodbye
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this could be life-saving information!