Shell, shell, shell… what do we have here?

I mean… yes?

You don’t always get what you want.

He can show you the neighborhood.

LET HIM CHEW ON YOUR PHONE CASE

Did you hear the joke about the gym sock?

Basically, underage drinking is bad.

All X-Men are not created equal

I have weird habits.

Words.

Stunning Ancient Greek mosaic that was uncovered in southern Turkey, near the border with Syria.

Travelling is hard as a pet owner.

When your birthday present gets you buzzed.

Make metal, ladies. 🤘

How to be best dad.

When you want to take your two year old to see Marilyn Manson but nobody takes the bait…