Witness Me

To people who are surprised Apple made impractical choices with the iPhone 7, let’s remember that this is how you charge their freaking mouse.

I would seek them out to the ends of the earth

I’ll consider it…

The most American way to row a boat.

I’m quite sure real feminists hate people like this.

Someone needs to put a stop to this madness

Bless you, dear.

300 Napkins vs Power Hammer

Fireworks personalized for daytime

Me watching Spaceballs with my GF, who’s never seen it.

WWFDD?

7 Seas

The longest, left-breaking wave in the world, Chicama, Peru

Temperature sensitive, shape memory polymers 3D printed

Best Halloween costume ever