working a lot

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

avoiding people in public is exhausting

money on gandalf

purr-fect

flying is like living in the wild west

never letting go

ode de febreeze

it has stories to tell

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

i live at the zoo now

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

sea urchins love hats