working class

*pretends to answer phone*

*pretends to answer phone*

we drove out of lubrication

we drove out of lubrication

date night

you’re activity is pointless

you’re activity is pointless

begin the debate

begin the debate

it’s the thrill of the fight

it’s the thrill of the fight

your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities

your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities

this is incredible

this is incredible

maybe a mini horse?

maybe a mini horse?

you tell him it was the right door, though

you tell him it was the right door, though

this story deserves an a+

this story deserves an a+

Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?

Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?

’90s kids cartoons have nothing on ’70s warning ads for kids

’90s kids cartoons have nothing on ’70s warning ads for kids

and we all mumble along

and we all mumble along

just another reason to avoid chipotle

just another reason to avoid chipotle