worming your way in

the world is ready to see me at my worst

dramatic reading by 5 year old

he can’t hear you!

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

peekaboo for adults

books are priceless treasures

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?