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been waiting all my life for this
been waiting all my life for this
always be prepared
always be prepared
some things are just impossible
some things are just impossible
mystery flavor
mystery flavor
i’m open to suggestions
i’m open to suggestions
and now the song is stuck in my head
and now the song is stuck in my head
all the boxes of dogs!
all the boxes of dogs!
happy bat
happy bat
actual still image of me doing a push up
actual still image of me doing a push up
carb. tomato. cheese
carb. tomato. cheese
maybe next time
maybe next time
what the point of this study?
what the point of this study?
moo, man
moo, man
trust the science
trust the science
this is genius
this is genius
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Join the conversation
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.