wow i can’t believe this real picture of Antarctica!

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

my plants are my children

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

the dream life

there’s a reason fans follow my page

may the comedic force be with you

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

be your own worst enemy

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

goosebumps, but for adults

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

this guy gets it

there is no middle ground