Feeling Lucky?

wow, this roast blows my mind

LA love.
LA love.
What a convenient awning.
What a convenient awning.
Interplanetary life expectancy.
Interplanetary life expectancy.
Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.
Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.
I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…
I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…
You’re gonna hate it…
You’re gonna hate it…
Beauty standards thru the ages.
Beauty standards thru the ages.
Mike definitely had a type…
Mike definitely had a type…
Found the Parseltongue…
Found the Parseltongue…
Life never intended for us to deal with lemons…
Life never intended for us to deal with lemons…
The Germans have mastered the fundamentals of marketing.
The Germans have mastered the fundamentals of marketing.
A true legend.
A true legend.
I thought they crossed some lines, then I heard her speak…
I thought they crossed some lines, then I heard her speak…
Job shadowing is a blessed thing.
Job shadowing is a blessed thing.
Wisdom comes in all shapes and sizes.
Wisdom comes in all shapes and sizes.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Join the conversation
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
No+shame.
No shame.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
But+why%3F%21
But why?!