wow, what a time to be alive, doordasher

forever 31

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

don’t even think about it, garfield

don’t even think about it, garfield

good luck, punks

good luck, punks

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

man’s oldest friend

man’s oldest friend

ancient simpsons

ancient simpsons

adding to my vernacular

adding to my vernacular

it was just a misunderstanding

it was just a misunderstanding

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

and the answer is?

and the answer is?

there were no witnesses

there were no witnesses

hippotato

comrade cat