wreckording

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

the world is ready to see me at my worst

books are priceless treasures

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

peekaboo for adults

dramatic reading by 5 year old

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

did you know e.t. had a last name?

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

this man is not okay

he can’t hear you!

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?