note to self, never buy a glass table

note to self, never buy a glass table

Houseboat

Ah, life is unfair

Ah, life is unfair

F A S T

When you meet at the dog park, the whole family celebrates their anniversary.

When you meet at the dog park, the whole family celebrates their anniversary.

Queen Elizabeth used to be a truck mechanic

Queen Elizabeth used to be a truck mechanic

Muh Shtick

All in all it’s just another bork in the wall

All in all it’s just another bork in the wall

It gives the attention.

It gives the attention.

This is total loss.

This is total loss.

Must have this recipe

Must have this recipe

Google knows.

Here I am!

I’d watch it.

I’d watch it.

Movies be like

The diabetus is real, Deb, and it’s coming for your feet.

The diabetus is real, Deb, and it’s coming for your feet.