Feeling Lucky?

yardstick is precious

[enter Dionysos]
[enter Dionysos]
*checks weather app*
*checks weather app*
Someone lost their job… (and head)
Someone lost their job… (and head)
Canadian artillery is rather… phallic.
Canadian artillery is rather… phallic.
Meant to be a gran.
Meant to be a gran.
Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!
Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!
Doggo made a new buddo
Doggo made a new buddo
Gato is life.
Gato is life.
A Preserved Ice Age Woolly Rhino Discovered in Siberia
A Preserved Ice Age Woolly Rhino Discovered in Siberia
Venmo hacks
Venmo hacks
I SEND IT BACK
I SEND IT BACK
I could add this thing to my Pokédex.
I could add this thing to my Pokédex.
I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER
I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER
Not at the moment, child…
Not at the moment, child…
Preach it from the hill tops.
Preach it from the hill tops.
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
good+question
good question
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Join the conversation
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE