yep, i have no idea at all…

tweet about 15 year old waking up with 4 year old in their face

mephisto signing off off of zoom

mephisto signing off off of zoom

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

purr-fect

i live at the zoo now

i live at the zoo now

avoiding people in public is exhausting

avoiding people in public is exhausting

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

emotional support alligator

emotional support alligator

there’s no way a home made this soup

there’s no way a home made this soup

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

live laugh lobotomy

live laugh lobotomy

ode de febreeze

ode de febreeze

the “cool” police

the “cool” police

fantasy vs reality

fantasy vs reality