yes… decided…

this is my super villain origin story

this is my super villain origin story

constricting its prey

constricting its prey

you need to throw the fastball

you need to throw the fastball

imagine that

this is the most important website

this is the most important website

everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds

everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds

he’s tired of living on earth

he’s tired of living on earth

my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win

my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win

the economic collapse has been ruff on everyone

the economic collapse has been ruff on everyone

dun dun… dun dun…

dun dun… dun dun…

i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles

i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles

this is the shed of a sane person

this is the shed of a sane person

would they have even made it to mordor with steve-o?

would they have even made it to mordor with steve-o?

curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat

curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat

in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time

in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time