“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve called you here…

I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve called you here…

Do you take Discovercard…?

Do you take Discovercard…?

Give your punkin the attention it deserves this season.

Give your punkin the attention it deserves this season.

Bowling with cats.

Bowling with cats.

So it is written…

So it is written…

Cat versus Pringles container.

Cat versus Pringles container.

Let the people bun.

Let the people bun.

Sheeeeeeiit.

Do you wanna talk about Fight Club?

Do you wanna talk about Fight Club?

Breakfast foods are best foods.

Breakfast foods are best foods.

Preschool just isn’t the same…

Preschool just isn’t the same…

I would buy one…

I would buy one…

Some people excel at life.

Some people excel at life.

Bonding is a bidirectional phenomenon.

Bonding is a bidirectional phenomenon.

Apple Maps street view is blurring out doge butt bits.

Apple Maps street view is blurring out doge butt bits.