you can run, but you can’t hide

He’s not wrong

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Thank you, please come again!

You don’t want this, girl.

Powdered garbage

When your mom calls you pretty.

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Perfect camouflage

[B]runch

Bitcoin finally explained

Work smarter not harder.

Snail teeth

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Play Football With Me, Father!