“you didn’t listen about your car’s extended warranty…”

god finds a way

god finds a way

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

The true path to the dark side of the force

The true path to the dark side of the force

not dead yet

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

worth the risk

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway

must be the disney ears

must be the disney ears

5 stars on yelp

5 stars on yelp

Agent of adorable chaos

Agent of adorable chaos

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

There’s no going back

There’s no going back

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

I love avocados too much

I love avocados too much