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Five stars all around.
Five stars all around.
Never change, China.
Never change, China.
You were doing it on your own this whole time…
You were doing it on your own this whole time…
You’ll shoot your eye out…
You’ll shoot your eye out…
I’d like to meet whoever signed off on this.
I’d like to meet whoever signed off on this.
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
He loves me for who I am.
He loves me for who I am.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
The forbidden pizza roll.
The forbidden pizza roll.
If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…
If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
Who’s doing the developing?
Who’s doing the developing?
Stalker level: happily married for 43[….] years.
Stalker level: happily married for 43[….] years.
They’re evolving…
They’re evolving…
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Join the conversation
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.