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I’m a huge metal fan.
I’m a huge metal fan.
Should I have a cookie.
Should I have a cookie.
Thermalchromatic urinal.
Thermalchromatic urinal.
Oh, that’s interesting.
Oh, that’s interesting.
How do you answer the phone?
How do you answer the phone?
Formal apology.
Formal apology.
MMMIIILLLK!
MMMIIILLLK!
Mt. Everest.
Mt. Everest.
Hipster trap.
Hipster trap.
Tested on animals!
Tested on animals!
You never get over being shot in the head.
You never get over being shot in the head.
Working beard door.
Working beard door.
I’d watch it…
I’d watch it…
Bus driver drives like a boss.
Bus driver drives like a boss.
Pooh vs Tigger.
Pooh vs Tigger.
Words
Words
This+man+tends+the+bar.
This man tends the bar.
Grans+little+genius.
Grans little genius.
The+Nords+eat+purposefully.
The Nords eat purposefully.
Join the conversation
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
Bring+it+back%2C+ma%26%238217%3Bam
Bring it back, ma’am
Buy+your+kid+a+soda.
Buy your kid a soda.
Welcome+home.
Welcome home.
Words+by+Bieber
Words by Bieber
If+I%26%238217%3Bm+being+honest+with+myself%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+going+to+happen%26%238230%3B
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…
I+was+asked+to+leave%26%238230%3B
I was asked to leave…
Dear+Michael
Dear Michael