you know you’ve reached ketosis when you have your first heart attack

Really cool she went back and got her degree though.

Really cool she went back and got her degree though.

Rice fields that look like stained glass from the heavens.

Rice fields that look like stained glass from the heavens.

We peacefully request Disneyland to reopen…

We peacefully request Disneyland to reopen…

Let the right bear in.

Let the right bear in.

Band geeks will know.

Band geeks will know.

I’m in danger, Benny probably.

I’m in danger, Benny probably.

I never unlocked these Mortal Kombat characters…

I never unlocked these Mortal Kombat characters…

Get to it, wee gato.

Get to it, wee gato.

Mother dearest….

Mother dearest….

Consider the following.

Consider the following.

The transformation is palpable.

The transformation is palpable.

He never listens to me… – Mariah, probably.

He never listens to me… – Mariah, probably.

Won’t somebody please think of the hors.

Won’t somebody please think of the hors.

Sponsors, basically.

Sponsors, basically.

Vietnam has the McPho, btw.

Vietnam has the McPho, btw.