you know you’ve reached ketosis when you have your first heart attack

Well, it was worth a try.

Well, it was worth a try.

When was the last time you opened your eyes, looked up to the skies and saw?

When was the last time you opened your eyes, looked up to the skies and saw?

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

why they can’t just go around… – momma cheetah, probably.

why they can’t just go around… – momma cheetah, probably.

Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.

Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.

v o t e

I would buy a pint.

I would buy a pint.

To cucumber is to human.

To cucumber is to human.

Look for the helpers.

Look for the helpers.

Kris is at risk for Covid-19, anyway.

Kris is at risk for Covid-19, anyway.

We call it the toe crusher.

We call it the toe crusher.

Another easy win across the board.

Another easy win across the board.

Everything was bigger, back then.

Everything was bigger, back then.