Feeling Lucky?

you name your cat bessemer what do you expect to happen?

Luke, I am your father.
Luke, I am your father.
You know what he did?
You know what he did?
When I’m on the phone.
When I’m on the phone.
Firefox has crashed.
Firefox has crashed.
I do not find this amusing.
I do not find this amusing.
Computer question.
Computer question.
Words.
Words.
Omnomnomagon.
Omnomnomagon.
What does IDK mean?
What does IDK mean?
Divide by zero.
Divide by zero.
Crocs are stupid.
Crocs are stupid.
You’re doing it wrong.
You’re doing it wrong.
Facebook security.
Facebook security.
Gay bridal registry.
Gay bridal registry.
Wife troll.
Wife troll.
even+pirates+dug+for+their+treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
this+terrified+chair+%28chairrified%29
this terrified chair (chairrified)
never+tell+me+the+odds%26%238230%3B
never tell me the odds…
just+one+more+episode%26%238230%3B
just one more episode…
Join the conversation
i+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+know+if+i%26%238217%3Bm+a+robot
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
i+only+coughed+once
i only coughed once
after+a+day+of+clowning+around
after a day of clowning around
get+into+the+nitty+gritty
get into the nitty gritty
they+don%26%238217%3Bt+make+them+like+they+used+to
they don’t make them like they used to
as+long+as+I+can+steal+their+fries%26%238230%3B
as long as I can steal their fries…
when+I+was+21+I+was+broke+and+still+in+college
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
it%26%238217%3Bs+so+earie
it’s so earie