Feeling Lucky?

you needed to see a basketful of baby otters.

We’re expecting…
We’re expecting…
Owlet.
Owlet.
Because reasons.
Because reasons.
Slurpee season is coming!
Slurpee season is coming!
My favorite exercise at the gym…
My favorite exercise at the gym…
The worst.
The worst.
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Wanna know how I got these scars?
I type 70 words per minute…
I type 70 words per minute…
If animals go to heaven…
If animals go to heaven…
They do exist!
They do exist!
Two things that will get you killed.
Two things that will get you killed.
Awesome level 439932.
Awesome level 439932.
Today, at Starbucks…
Today, at Starbucks…
White history month.
White history month.
Deep thoughts.
Deep thoughts.
Real+Ocean+Facts.+Broaden+your+minds%21
Real Ocean Facts. Broaden your minds!
That%26%238217%3Bs+crappy%26%238230%3B
That’s crappy…
Working+at+a+homeless+shelter%2C+this+is+all+I+can+ask+for.
Working at a homeless shelter, this is all I can ask for.
Every+time+I+have+a+cold%26%238230%3B
Every time I have a cold…
Join the conversation
Marylin+Monroe+meets+Einstein.
Marylin Monroe meets Einstein.
How-to+lucid+dream.
How-to lucid dream.
Before+alarm+clocks+were+invented+and+other+things+you+must+know.
Before alarm clocks were invented and other things you must know.
Freaking+Canadians%26%238230%3B
Freaking Canadians…
How+my+girlfriend+and+I+fight.
How my girlfriend and I fight.
So+much+disappoint.
So much disappoint.
I+must+have+missed+this+joke+as+a+kid%26%238230%3B
I must have missed this joke as a kid…
I+still+feel+ugly.
I still feel ugly.