you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

planking isn’t for everybody

the law of giants

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

say aloe to my little friend

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

another delicious hummuscide

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

i am not the old white man you’re looking for