you should probably clean under your oven more often

This is my formal request to make it stop.

Thanks, GDRP[BAMA]

It’s in the glass!

How to get out of a speeding ticket.

Thanks Obama[care]

Straight out of Hogwarts.

You won’t come out of this a winner.

Suprising move from the ref

Funny, but deep.

The Jeep Wrangler Stormtrooper edition. Safest car on the market.

Drink alone?

Parking in Japan

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