you will tend to your plants in death

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

oh no is an understatement

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

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