you wouldn’t movie a pirate

Caffeinated bliss.

A handful of Best Xi-bear’s most wanted.

If by deport you mean strip them of their dignity and pack them in derelict reservations… ✔️

Do not entertain, the tippy tap of rain.

Thanks Obama…

Sydney harbour sans water.

I would watch this series.

Yeezy for President, why not?

*loud influencer noises*

Let’s all be a little more accommodating, please!

I would watch this Pirates of the Caribbean.

Ahh right. There it is.

Happy B-day America!

And that’s the secret to life, son.

This is a thing adults have to tell other adults…