you’ll be wiping them off your shirt for hours

it’s a me, mario!

goodnight handshakes don’t sound like the worst idea

trying to give away his secrets before it’s too late

butt bongos

caught blue tongued!

if aliens aren’t mocking us right now i’d be pretty disappointed

better embarrassing than boring!

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

tony hawk architecture is the best architecture

the great michael caine on why he made jaws 4

After 10 years, this giant corpse flower at uc santa cruz finally bloomed on august 1!

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

the choice is simple, be funny or get fired. what do you choose?

all praise be to the holy cow