your move, facebook moms

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

I’m fine

natty and noods: the deal of the century

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

and the cat never returned

the good times will come

the safest way to travel my ass

generation hobbit

her back must be ruined

you’ve already used that password

does anyone object?

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

sorry to bother you