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Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Good luck being inebriated.
Good luck being inebriated.
When will Facebook learn?
When will Facebook learn?
How I feel when I have long hair.
How I feel when I have long hair.
Every time.
Every time.
Explain how this happens.
Explain how this happens.
Words.
Words.
Don’t mess with Liam Neeson.
Don’t mess with Liam Neeson.
Over attached cat.
Over attached cat.
The Borg will assimilate you.
The Borg will assimilate you.
3rd world kid doesn’t understand Apple store.
3rd world kid doesn’t understand Apple store.
Take that, mom.
Take that, mom.
Scumbag computer…
Scumbag computer…
Do Russians have “In capitalist America” jokes?
Do Russians have “In capitalist America” jokes?
Party Rock Cantina style.
Party Rock Cantina style.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Join the conversation
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
ist+sehr+gut.
ist sehr gut.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.