Feeling Lucky?

your opening line is never as original as you think it is

So call me maybe!
So call me maybe!
What I should be thinking of…
What I should be thinking of…
Dear Vegetarians…
Dear Vegetarians…
Well, cookies are delicious…
Well, cookies are delicious…
Words.
Words.
Oh yeah…
Oh yeah…
What success really looks like.
What success really looks like.
Just because.
Just because.
I must go now.
I must go now.
Accurate.
Accurate.
What guys don’t see…
What guys don’t see…
You wouldn’t.
You wouldn’t.
Harry Potter theme on glass.
Harry Potter theme on glass.
How I feel about life.
How I feel about life.
Congratulations everyone!
Congratulations everyone!
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Join the conversation
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?