your secret is unfortunately safe with me

log this in your mind

log this in your mind

w-what

call that a “sweet escape”

call that a “sweet escape”

why can’t it all be in the same spot

why can’t it all be in the same spot

blind to your bs

blind to your bs

words of af-firm-ation

words of af-firm-ation

making me furious fast

making me furious fast

that 10 minutes before the alarm is unmatched

that 10 minutes before the alarm is unmatched

to be fair, that’s not wrong

to be fair, that’s not wrong

a dad joke to lift your spirits

a dad joke to lift your spirits

you can literally make a new car with that amount wtf

you can literally make a new car with that amount wtf

get played (but not with)

get played (but not with)

gary needs fruit…of the loom

gary needs fruit…of the loom

the cat on the left looks sooooo entertained

the cat on the left looks sooooo entertained

I had to see this so now you have to, too

I had to see this so now you have to, too