your secret is unfortunately safe with me

What if God was one of us?

What if God was one of us?

Chaotic evil

Alexa, order more cheese.

Alexa, order more cheese.

Whack-a-child

That was a bold move…

That was a bold move…

Shall we forage?

Shall we forage?

Living off the grid

Living off the grid

Cat protects Darwin’s children.

Cat protects Darwin’s children.

Elmo Knew All Along!

Elmo Knew All Along!

Not the mamma.

It’s pronounced *jif*

It’s pronounced *jif*

#FreeTinkerbell

#FreeTinkerbell

This is how you get stabbed.

This is how you get stabbed.

Cock Pit

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger…

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger…