your uber has arrived

Are you Okay?

Sea Lion pups roll in sand to protect themselves from the sun… But also maybe because they literally just flop around in sand all day.

Gotdamn aliens messing with your technology…

Just your average day in Montecello, Indiana

Till Facebook do us part…

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JOLENE.

Highly effective roof cleaning.

OK but do you even chew DoubleMint gum?

Dodging bullets like Neo.

Post amputation X-ray.

JK Rowling agrees.

Dogs see in 50 shades of gray…

*ultimate succ*

Why do stars flicker? Does the basement furnace have a soul? Why does mommy kiss the neighbor?

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