Feeling Lucky?

your uber has arrived

*anxiety sets in*
*anxiety sets in*
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
An apple a day
An apple a day
Good-bye forever, keys
Good-bye forever, keys
You’re right, I’m not
You’re right, I’m not
Just wait until she speaks
Just wait until she speaks
Take a guess, see what happens
Take a guess, see what happens
always listen to the magic 8 ball
always listen to the magic 8 ball
They had to say something, right?
They had to say something, right?
Spongebob just took a dark turn
Spongebob just took a dark turn
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo
Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo
The only good use of the butterfly effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
what about a taco shell of shame, next?
what about a taco shell of shame, next?
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
good+question
good question
Join the conversation
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
left+swipe
left swipe
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it