your uber has arrived

i’m too old for this sh–

i’m too old for this sh–

this is true for everyone

this is true for everyone

he’s not mad, just disappointed

he’s not mad, just disappointed

cursed oyster mascot

cursed oyster mascot

crocs for dogs

Knowing plenty of people who seem to function fine without a brain, i think this is a fair question, honestly

Knowing plenty of people who seem to function fine without a brain, i think this is a fair question, honestly

c: it was an accident – final answer

c: it was an accident – final answer

coke classic or bust

coke classic or bust

message sent

where are my baby back ribs, kevin?

where are my baby back ribs, kevin?

mom did what she had to do

mom did what she had to do

they get so mad!

they get so mad!

i’m in this photo

i’m in this photo

just imagine it with fur. majestic

just imagine it with fur. majestic

wait – let’s hear him out

wait – let’s hear him out