you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice…

jeff goldblum seems like a great hollywood troll

this is some crappy math

one of the more mildly infuriating things in life

how is this so accurate

i thought i thought a thought but i think i lost it thinking a thought without thought

think of the marketing!

after X amount of points, you get a free intervention

honestly feels like i’m cursed by how much this happens

maybe they’re just that disappointed in me

establish estimation

asking the important questions

what a gas-hole

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oh no, this is the WORST thing that could happen!