you’ve fallen right into my trap

debauchery at its worst.

Can you feel the howling?

Or maybe, and hear me out, USPS should charge more?

Turns out the UK government use the same font as cards against humanity.

Hagrid, naturally.

The Boy Who Lived.

Working from home, properly.

Sleep sweet, bad boi.

Interviewer: what’s your greatest talent? Me putting my skillz on display:

Peace was always an option.

xxxx

You Know Who.

A calculator that looks like chocolate, smells like chocolate, and comes in a wrapper, too.

Whomever said the sciences and religion don’t mix?

Meet Mr. Trump’s council to reopen America.