“you’ve got red on you.” what’s your favorite shaun of the dead line?

The smallest butt she has ever sniffed.

I AM NOT A CROOK

Ted Sheeran.

The warmest fits.

Lily will not be pleased.

Christmas tips

Nationalize the internet

Tame the baby fever!

Instant karma

The life and death of a jelly doughnut.

Prepping for boop off.

🎶Matchmaker, Matchmaker🎶

Possibly the most Canadian tweet.

RT

Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water