bio class didn’t prepare me for this

meow-trix

evolution: “trust me bro”

cats: the only gossip i care about

descended from royalty, ruled by clowns

food tastes better from someone else’s bowl

cat in jar: Schrödinger upgraded

litter-ally a charge carrier now

“sir this is a Wendy’s”

i said “take me higher,” universe overdelivered

if you can’t beat the fur, blend it

“take me to the vibes”

dino? fine. dipo? run.

bros before brains

fooled me and healed my soul

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