cones are imaginary, violence is real

New sport: Extreme Barefooting

Cat-epillar

Answer wrong, lose a finger

He’s just waiting for ice cream

sea what i did there

congratulations, you’ve opened a feline nightclub

i’m in my anti-hustle era

“sir, can you turn around?”

unconditional love… with strict conditions

runs on bread

“back in my day, eggs were free”

pandas gone loco

certified ladies’ man

the lights are on, no one’s home

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