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bones or bonus, fairy?

polite pup privacy

sparknotes life coach

arachno-rheumatism

slob sigh symphony

rice over fries

traffic jam? playdate

fur-st impressions matter

grocery amnesia dynasty

mowing to avoid magic

symphony of screech

blessed but bitey

whiskered wisdom witch

clawsical music moment

backpack packed twice

Me+after+my+second+glass+of+wine.
Me after my second glass of wine.
Rare+Spherical+Fluorite
Rare Spherical Fluorite
Dinner+Affair
Dinner Affair
I+was+going+to+erase+it%26%238230%3B
I was going to erase it…
Join the conversation
Danger+noodle+trying+his+darndest+to+murder+you.
Danger noodle trying his darndest to murder you.
Breakfast+food+on+a+first+date%3F+It%26%238217%3Bs+a+bold+move%2C+Cotton.
Breakfast food on a first date? It’s a bold move, Cotton.
My+motto+starting+my+senior+year+of+college%26%238230%3B
My motto starting my senior year of college…
Parasitic+pupper+is+sneaky+af.
Parasitic pupper is sneaky af.
Jupiter+1879+and+2016.+Science+is+cool.
Jupiter 1879 and 2016. Science is cool.
IT%26%238217%3BS+THE+90S%21
IT’S THE 90S!
He+looks+just+like+his+father%21
He looks just like his father!
%23yolo
#yolo